Shlample

What is Shlample?

a drunkenly slurred form of "sample" and "slam" combined

originally as in to hook up with/ have sex with someone

(to "shlample" someone)

but in can replace any verb of your choosing

also spelt schlample

"i really want to shlample him"

"can i shample that shirt sometime?"

"i would could totally shlample some ice cream right now"

"lets shlample somewhere else"

"like shlample?"

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