What is Shlample?
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a drunkenly slurred form of "sample" and "slam" combined
originally as in to hook up with/ have sex with someone
(to "shlample" someone)
but in can replace any verb of your choosing
also spelt schlample
"i really want to shlample him"
"can i shample that shirt sometime?"
"i would could totally shlample some ice cream right now"
"lets shlample somewhere else"
"like shlample?"
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