What is Shlang?
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Russian for Hose or Hosepipe
Ivan: "Ahh Niet, Dat guy has a bigger shlang than us!"
Random Russian dude 2: "Da, he likes to spray his lawn well!"
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The male member. From German die Schlange 'snake'. Used in the Pa. German area of Pennsylvania in my experience back to the 1930s.
He has a big shlang.
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Any slang refering to a phalice.
shlatitude and slongitude are shlang.
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