What is Shlard?
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highly caloric eating, either because of huge quantities of food, or because the food itself was a guilty pleasure.
This word is kinda ironic, because it's normally said with a smile and a happy recollection of all the grubbles you tore through (i.e. even though the word sounds a little narsty, the connotation is not one of regret or remorse, but rather guilty satisfaction)
"Man, I'm so frickin' full. Me and Lupe just got done shlarding-out over at the Mexicali Rose"
or
"I need to get some exercise, dude. I was mackin down at that BBQ yesterday. It was a total shlard-fest".
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Pervert. Refer to constipated weiner dog.
This guy named Perfect Pizza told me to fuck a dog at Mac World.
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a fairly short creature with A.D.D. problems
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An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss.
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