Shlarp Edit Meaning

1.

Merely a description of a whorish women. Less offensive than using the word slut. Can also be used as an insult.

Bro, you should get Triff to give you oral sex. She's a massive shlarp

See slut, whore, skank, bitch, ho

2.

Shlarp is a word that is commonly used by many men after they have cummed or jizzed all over their partner after have sex.

babe, im so sorry i didnt mean to shlarp all over you and your sister after we had sex. i just couldnt help myself! maybe you should go get a love handle.

See shlarp, cum, came, jizz, jizzed, dominic, allen, sex, love handle

3.

To slap someone with humorous effect intended

I shlarped my friend

See slap, sharp, hit, slarp, beat