Shlart

What is Shlart?

when you shart in your sleep and don't realize it until the next morning

Bob: Dude, why does your bed smell like shit?

Tim: Aw man, I must have shlarted last night.

See shart, shit, poop, sleep, stank

When you fart, and shit comes out too!

Dave - Why'd you run to the washroom?

John - Because I just shlarted

See fart, poop, shit, ass, random

Jizzy Balls

1. When your balls are full of man juice. I was masturbating yesterday and got interrupted so now I've got jizzy balls. See blue bal..

Lockyerup

1. A man god who protects the world as it sleeps.. Who has woman continually breaking his heart for all the wrong reasons and beats him whi..

Dongers

1. A pair of boxers or briefs containing a dick hole but no button causing your dong to hang out Dude, dont look im wearing dongers See d..

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