Shlart

What is Shlart?


1.

when you shart in your sleep and don't realize it until the next morning

Bob: Dude, why does your bed smell like shit?

Tim: Aw man, I must have shlarted last night.

See shart, shit, poop, sleep, stank

2.

When you fart, and shit comes out too!

Dave - Why'd you run to the washroom?

John - Because I just shlarted

See fart, poop, shit, ass, random


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