What is Shlart?
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when you shart in your sleep and don't realize it until the next morning
Bob: Dude, why does your bed smell like shit?
Tim: Aw man, I must have shlarted last night.
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When you fart, and shit comes out too!
Dave - Why'd you run to the washroom?
John - Because I just shlarted
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Random Words:
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a condom, a jimmy cap, a cum trap
yo phil my captain X cap rubbed off in yo mama's pussy last night. get that shit back for me!
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Futher than any form of laziness. Completely giving up on your job. Not caring at all, and even putting a effort into not caring. Going..
