What is Shlart?
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when you shart in your sleep and don't realize it until the next morning
Bob: Dude, why does your bed smell like shit?
Tim: Aw man, I must have shlarted last night.
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When you fart, and shit comes out too!
Dave - Why'd you run to the washroom?
John - Because I just shlarted
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