Shlastication

What is Shlastication?

Is where u cut the end of your knob and attempt a cannonball but instead prod the blood onto your forehead creating a bindi from your knob blood.

How do u think Indians get their bindis.

Otpfb

1. short for "outside the pants finger blast", similar to OTPHJ, except performed by a guy on a girl "she wouldnt let me go..

Cracker Fart

1. The type of fart that kinda stings your ass and makes a clap sound. <Paris hilton>owwww!!! <David hasselhoff>what? <hi..

Lazy Dick

1. When a female is in a position when her legs are spread out and her hands are supporting her body (such as she is giving birth) and the ..

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