Shlastication

What is Shlastication?

Is where u cut the end of your knob and attempt a cannonball but instead prod the blood onto your forehead creating a bindi from your knob blood.

How do u think Indians get their bindis.

Mouth Puff

1. When you take a short dragoff a cigor jointbut don't inhalethe smoke. No, I didn't inhale... it was just a mouth puff! See i..

Bagel Job

1. Doing something about as good as a Jew would do. "You're doing a real bagel job over there, Schlomo." See jew, jews, ba..

Old Maid

1. when a woman never gets married. she will die an old maid 2. A kernel of popcorn that did not pop when heated. There's a fine a..

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