Shlatt

What is Shlatt?


1.

To read a text and then text back hours later.

Matt-So thats a me?

Shelby-Yeah, i saw you texted me, read it but texted you back like a jillion hours later.

Matt-Well since we're both doing it. We pulled a shlatt

See cells, texting, procrastination, hyphy, crunk

2.

v. the act of checking ones phone after receiving a text, but not replying for hours later. (commonly mistaken for bad service or reception).

past tense- shlatted

future perfect tense- to shlatt

guy named matt: um, i texted you a long time ago why didnt you reply??

girl named shelby: i shlatted that shit yo.

See text, procrastinate, verizon wireless, at&t


91

Random Words:

1. A monster hiding in the vagina that eats penis when nearby. Often very hungry, and found living in a whore. God there goes Sarah again!..
1. A hilarious sketch comedy group based out of Boston, MA. Their humor relates (but is not limited) to college life, race, and gender iss..
1. laura lee's version of "theory". "Emily has this thearry, that the new kid has a crush on me."..