What is Shlatt?
1.
To read a text and then text back hours later.
Matt-So thats a me?
Shelby-Yeah, i saw you texted me, read it but texted you back like a jillion hours later.
Matt-Well since we're both doing it. We pulled a
shlatt
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2.
v. the act of checking ones phone after receiving a text, but not replying for hours later. (commonly mistaken for bad service or reception).
past tense- shlatted
future perfect tense- to
guy named matt: um, i texted you a long time ago why didnt you reply??
girl named shelby: i shlatted that shit yo.
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