Shlatt

What is Shlatt?


1.

To read a text and then text back hours later.

Matt-So thats a me?

Shelby-Yeah, i saw you texted me, read it but texted you back like a jillion hours later.

Matt-Well since we're both doing it. We pulled a shlatt

See cells, texting, procrastination, hyphy, crunk

2.

v. the act of checking ones phone after receiving a text, but not replying for hours later. (commonly mistaken for bad service or reception).

past tense- shlatted

future perfect tense- to shlatt

guy named matt: um, i texted you a long time ago why didnt you reply??

girl named shelby: i shlatted that shit yo.

See text, procrastinate, verizon wireless, at&t


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