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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..
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A person that wears excessive amounts of Bench branded clothes and are excited when they realise that they are wearing all Bench from ..
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Once it's in you, there is no gettin away from it. It consumes you with football pride, underages, jailtime, psycho companions, bel..
