Shlmao Edit Meaning

1. A hand job given with a mitten on, especially an oven mitten. She touch your penis? Nah, she gave me an ovtug instead, in case you hav..

1. When a cool, attractive girl dates a big asshole/douchebag; thus detracting from her appeal. That girl was awesome! She used to go out ..

1. to pleasure oneself by tugging and pulling on one's dick. while watching Brazilian fart porn i was jerkin'the gherkin. See s..