Shlocked

What is Shlocked?

the act of slapping someone in the face with a cock

She wouldn't shut up so i shlocked her right across the cheek.

See oral sex, blow jobs, cock, falatio, sex

Nobify

1. to magically grow a penis (either a man or a woman can do this) (the man can only do this if he hasn't got one) advert voice: DO..

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1. KIRBY!!!!!!!!!!! this is the original Kirby® the fat round pink thing who ate everything by sucking in air HOLY....(>^^)> that ..

Absolute Birthday

1. when something is just so amazingly hooby groovy you're out and about drinking some san gria when suddenly this total guapa/guapo ..

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