Shlocked

What is Shlocked?

the act of slapping someone in the face with a cock

She wouldn't shut up so i shlocked her right across the cheek.

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Blasphomy

1. 1. A contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning God or a sacred entity. 2. The act of claiming for oneself the attr..

übertom

1. a really hot australian guy. I saw this bloke, he was such an Übertom!!! At the mall, this supa-tall Übertom walked past me and I sque..

Ukraniam

1. An extremely large or bulbous head. I tried, in vain, to buy my girlfriend a new hat for her birthday. Apparently hats do not come in s..

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