What is Shlog?
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(v.) The act of defecating into a sock, dipping it into water, and using it to beat someone, preferably in the face.
Josh wanted to pull a prank on garret, so he thought about shlogging him.
Josh was going to shlog garret.
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2.
(verb) Walking through sewage - possibly derived from "slogging through shit" or "shit slog".
Man the toilets have all backed up! I'm not gonna shlog through that shit!
3.
not quite shoe, not quite clog; clog with lip on the heel
I wore my shlogs instead of my clogs to work today.
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4.
Phlegm, or nasty bile that sits in the back of your throat. Nasty vile stuff.
"whats wrong?"
"i got some shlog in my throat."
"sick dude."
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passing gas into the vagina or anal cavity.
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To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.
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