Shlog

What is Shlog?


1.

(v.) The act of defecating into a sock, dipping it into water, and using it to beat someone, preferably in the face.

Josh wanted to pull a prank on garret, so he thought about shlogging him.

Josh was going to shlog garret.

See feces, sock, face, prank, beat

2.

(verb) Walking through sewage - possibly derived from "slogging through shit" or "shit slog".

Man the toilets have all backed up! I'm not gonna shlog through that shit!

3.

not quite shoe, not quite clog; clog with lip on the heel

I wore my shlogs instead of my clogs to work today.

See Shoppy

4.

Phlegm, or nasty bile that sits in the back of your throat. Nasty vile stuff.

"whats wrong?"

"i got some shlog in my throat."

"sick dude."

See shlog, phlegm, nasty, ick


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