Shlomi

What is Shlomi?


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A sexual encounter between Italian infomercial hosts from Jersey and South Beach hookers engage in tongue biting, throat/face punching, and achieve climax via mugshots and media coverage.

"I said shlomi, not blow me, you followin' me camera guy?"

"$30 for a shlomi? How bout 3 installments of $9.95?"

"I'll slap chop ya face if you don't act now and shlome bitch!"

See prostitute


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