Shlomp

What is Shlomp?

originated from the famous ikea advert.

"Shlomping is for you-hoo"

Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking

John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k

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See anal, wristy, wank, bored, perez, nerd, retard, lonely

sitting in a bent way

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Techsy

1. The ability to attract attention by owning the latest techno gadget. "Women never noticed him before, but last night at the party ..

Fuf'd

1. the state of being fucked up forever after she was continually raped by her grandfather the eleven year old girl was destined to be FUF..

Tituation

1. Any situation in which a breast or pair of breasts are interfering with one's intentions, preventing one from going about their bus..

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