Shlomp

What is Shlomp?


1.

originated from the famous ikea advert.

"Shlomping is for you-hoo"

2.

Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking

John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k

=]

See anal, wristy, wank, bored, perez, nerd, retard, lonely

3.

sitting in a bent way

dan assleap


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