Shlomp

What is Shlomp?

originated from the famous ikea advert.

"Shlomping is for you-hoo"

Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking

John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k

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See anal, wristy, wank, bored, perez, nerd, retard, lonely

sitting in a bent way

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