Shlomp

What is Shlomp?

originated from the famous ikea advert.

"Shlomping is for you-hoo"

Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking

John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k

=]

See anal, wristy, wank, bored, perez, nerd, retard, lonely

sitting in a bent way

dan assleap

Voral

1. the act of giving oral sex while puking. whether it be on a female or male. mostly performed on males. i got drunk and as i was pukin..

W.h.o.

1. Weed Hangover Holy shit man, last night I smoked 4 jski's and this morning I can barely tie my shoes. I have a brutal W.H.O. See..

Dummy Girl

1. when someone is acting foolish over a boy or girl chanell was being a dummy girl, thinking leon would stay with her forever See dummy,..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Shlomp Edit Meaning