What is Shlomp?
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originated from the famous ikea advert.
"Shlomping is for you-hoo"
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Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking
John : What you do on saturday?
Fred : Spent the day shlomping
John: k
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sitting in a bent way
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a disgusting whore who likes to have sex with men because thats the only way she can afford food.
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some TA player from essex who thinks he's solid.
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