What is Shlong?
1.
Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.
Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!
2.
extremly large dick. one that slaps your thighs
Oh my god Jimmy, your shlong is so large!!
3.
Misspelling of the world "schlong," or penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.
Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.
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4.
A LOOOOOOOOONG DICK that is used to scare off girls, mainly virgins
VIRGIN GIRL:"That guy has a shlong, RUN!"
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5.
Slang Term 4 Large Penis
Johnny Slapped Me In The face With His Humungous Shlong!
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6.
A large wang, penis, knocker, rocket, rod, cock, dick, pecker, tally wacker, male gozonga,
Hey bitch want to suck my shlong ho!
7.
The male genitillia that is large in both length and girth!
Not jokin but did u see Jason before in the showers! He had a cunt of a shlong!
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