Shlong Jockey

What is Shlong Jockey?

someone who rides a penis

"that guy is a bit of a shlong jockey aint he" "damn right, he rides it like a melbourne Cup horse"

Recta

1. Any object or person that is unattractive That guy is so recta. See ugly, fugly, toaster, unattractive, urine..

Kisshuglick

1. To kiss, hug, and lick at the same time I love you so much! -kisshuglick- See Georgia..

E-rection

1. This is a word describing the insurgence of a "hard on" or enlargement of the penis or clitoris while engaging in the act of l..

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