Shlong Jockey

What is Shlong Jockey?

someone who rides a penis

"that guy is a bit of a shlong jockey aint he" "damn right, he rides it like a melbourne Cup horse"

Foond

1. moron, derived from local peebles speak. rachel lumb wee pete is a fuckin foond See jo..

Veg Burg

1. the cool way of saying veggie burger. "dawg, i'm so hungry, i'm gonna go make a veg burg cause i'm wicked 1337"..

Two Ton Tessy

1. a enormously fat fucking female. weederdude check out that two ton tessy. doobyman i'd hit it. See fatty, obese, eww..

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