Shlong Slap

What is Shlong Slap?

When after sex, a guy takes his penis and slaps the girl in the face with it.

After me and my girlfriend finished having sex she begged me to give her a shlong slap

Real Brief

1. to have sex with a girl briefly, i banged her real brief when i came home from the club i saw her on my lunch break so we just went in..

Elastics Gymnastics

1. Any series of physical exercises designed to squeeze one’s arse into a pair of pantyhose, snug jeans, and such. I almost collapsed from..

Cockbite

1. According to members of the Red Army, all members of the Blue Army are cockbites. According to members of the Blue Army, all members of ..

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