Shlong Slap

What is Shlong Slap?

When after sex, a guy takes his penis and slaps the girl in the face with it.

After me and my girlfriend finished having sex she begged me to give her a shlong slap

Mizzed

1. Missed opporunity due to a number of reasons, such as, She wasn't interested and wasn't about to make it happen, Your plannin..

Jiffy Lust

1. The euphoric feeling of being the first to open a jar of peanut butter and seeing an untouched surface. Marlon had a moment of Jiffy lu..

7:40

1. 7:40 is the international time to have sex. If its 7:40, drop what your doing and get "down" with someone. See sex, 7:40..

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