Shlong Slap

What is Shlong Slap?

When after sex, a guy takes his penis and slaps the girl in the face with it.

After me and my girlfriend finished having sex she begged me to give her a shlong slap

Jacklaid

1. When someone other than a professional does a task. Instead of a certified electrician, i got this jacklaid to wire my house for 2 doll..

Open Door

1. A female who is always up for a sexual encounter. Hunter hit the open door before going out to hang out with his buddies. See ho, slut..

Hemming

1. A term for sperm/semen. My hemming was so warm and sticky, I threw up! See sex, sperm, heheh..

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