Shlong Sling

What is Shlong Sling?


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Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.

Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.

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