What is Shlongify?
1.
the act of trying to make your penis longer through the use of a prosthetic penis enlarger
steve: duude you'll never guess what i saw someone doing at your party last night
dave: what man what!?
steve: i saw this guy trying to shlongify!
dave: no way dude!
steve yes way dude.
dave: duuude.
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