Shlongin Edit Meaning

1. a mixture of Flea (who Evan wants) and a twinkie (what Evan eats). "The Wooten's diggin' a flinkie right now" See ..

1. The state of being happily drunk. I'd have to be zappy as hell to watch bear porn...

1. When a girl looks WAY hotter in a picture then in real life. guy 1: wow she looked hot in the pic but when we went out she was a beast!..