Shlongin Edit Meaning

1. To seriously fuck someone up. We just rushed Eddie and now his asshole hurts a shit ton. See Thor..

1. The bombing of a secondary school by a whacko, with bad hair, living in a shed. Remember boys and girls, you shouldn't unibomb.` ..

1. Sexual intercourse. Guy 1: So did you hook up with Beth? Guy 2: Hell, yeah, we made out then she let me jack into the Matrix...