Shlongitude

What is Shlongitude?

Paired with shlatitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

See shlong, shlength

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

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