Shlongmongrel

What is Shlongmongrel?

Someone like Gabe who is extremely attracted to penises, to the point of being called a sort of 'dog of the cock'.

Gabe couldn't be more of an asshole and shlongmongrel if he tried

No Sex

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Alba Fap

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Premature Defagulation

1. Premature defagulation refers to the untimely rejection by a bisexual or heterosexual person of an incomplete act of gay ass-banging. W..

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