Shlongmongrel

What is Shlongmongrel?

Someone like Gabe who is extremely attracted to penises, to the point of being called a sort of 'dog of the cock'.

Gabe couldn't be more of an asshole and shlongmongrel if he tried

Dick Spazm

1. a name for a penis that has a spazm whilst in pre ejaculation...may grow up to 14" if come shot is at a high speed worzels dickspa..

[show U The Fuck]

1. it is whenu dont wanna give someone the finger that has pissed u off or give them the thumbs up eather. u ball your fist an poundit in t..

Pizza Lips

1. A big fat pussy that looks like a large slice of pizza folded in half, in which the inner portion resembles flapping pepperoni and sauce..

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