Shlongmongrel

What is Shlongmongrel?

Someone like Gabe who is extremely attracted to penises, to the point of being called a sort of 'dog of the cock'.

Gabe couldn't be more of an asshole and shlongmongrel if he tried

Will"ing

1. The instantaneous looking up of information using Wikipedia type sources to resolve a pointless argument or generate excessive knowledge..

Zened Out

1. Tangled up in the beauty of something or someone. A lost sense of awareness. Just breathing, but nothing else. Lost in a feeling, emotio..

Freeball Friday

1. the greatest day of the week, the day a man or women (i guess?) can do everyday activities without worryin about gettin their panties in..

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