Shlongs

What is Shlongs?

Capri length pants for men. see shants

Should be avoided by most men, however, I have seen offenders trying to pull off the look.

That guy's shlongs are too tight and look horrible with those shoes.

See shants, capris, bermuda shorts, highwaters

short pants featuring extra long legs

Those gangster rappers really enjoy their shlongs

See shorts, longs

Cunt-rag

1. A wiping implement for use following a particularly vicious gangbang. Sally, despite her extreme exhaustion, grabbed her cunt-rag quick..

Left Jab

1. rhyming slang for a cab. Pat: I didn't want her to stay for drinks after the game, so I called her a left jab. See taxi, cab, pun..

Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets

1. Fuzzy little crickets that bite hard leaving bumps and zits in the crotch region of men and women. These animals are transmitted from d..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Shlongs Edit Meaning