Shlonk

What is Shlonk?

Word used by London based pikeys to describe attractive people. Plural; shlonkz

'She iz shlonk blud!'

to mack on, make out, kiss, etc.

m8, had the best shlonk on satty night breww

See shlonk, donk, ponk, monk, flonk

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