Shlonky Tong

What is Shlonky Tong?


1.

PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)

Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.


0

Random Words:

1. Silly harlot who fucks you then sues you. Yes, she did go to law school. Wow, you're really acting like Katy Johnson...
1. In J. R. R. Tolkien's fictional epic, "The Lord of the Rings," the Uruk-hai (Black Speech meaning Orc folk) were a new br..
1. A girl with a dream of being a Lawyer/Philosopher..With an ex that reminds her everyday that she`s too stupid to do it...but inside she ..