Shlosel

What is Shlosel?

A big wobbly cock, preferably black. A penis that is a little bit hard and fun to play with.

Girl! I could play with his shlosel all night long, only it got hard too fast.

Zombie Cannon

1. Quite simply: a giant cannon that shoots zombies to opposing countries, that are imported from Oscar Wilde Island. "Zombies from t..

Bumpty Bumpty

1. To fuck,pelvic peanuckle, sex my gilrfriend broke up with me and no longer do we do bumpty bumpty See fuck, sex, doing it, fucking, bo..

Torpedo Turd

1. When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the wate..

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