Shlub

What is Shlub?


1.

Working class man who is taken advantage of by management

Don't ask me, I'm just a poor shlub

See Miguel

2.

A pitiful guy, or sometimes girl, who may spill on himself a lot. One that makes mistakes, clumsy. Has a hardtime gettin' ahead. Winner of a Darwin award. Alt spelling: schlub

The poor shlub...he didn't know it was loaded.

See shlub, idiot, clumsy, sad

3.

An ugly person

That man is so ugly, he's a shlub!

See Mick

4.

someone who chills and drives an s-10,drinks hamms,and eats weird shit

damn, that fools a shlub!

See shlub, rub, tub, lop, cry

5.

An obese, or fat penis. Like a chode, the difference being a shlub is longer, but still very fat.

"Goddamn, i hate carrying around this shlub!"

See cock, shlong, shwang


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