What is Shlub?
1.
Working class man who is taken advantage of by management
Don't ask me, I'm just a poor shlub
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2.
A pitiful guy, or sometimes girl, who may spill on himself a lot. One that makes mistakes, clumsy. Has a hardtime gettin' ahead. Winner of a Darwin award. Alt spelling: schlub
The poor shlub...he didn't know it was loaded.
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3.
An ugly person
That man is so ugly, he's a shlub!
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4.
someone who chills and drives an s-10,drinks hamms,and eats weird shit
damn, that fools a shlub!
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5.
An obese, or fat penis. Like a chode, the difference being a shlub is longer, but still very fat.
"Goddamn, i hate carrying around this shlub!"
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A wrinkly faced person
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To press the tip of a penis on a woman's forehead and ejaculate.
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