What is Shlubism?
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The religion of shlubs. These obese people's religion is all about being obese and lazy. They worship lions (who sleep for 20 hours a day and have sex really often) and donkeys (this refers to the biblical use of the word "ass"). Their holy places involve tv rooms, couches and lazy boys. The population of shlubs are increasing dratically in North America (United States) and are virtually non existant in other continents. Congradulations! you know what shlubism is!
"I'm going to go worship mules on my couch," says Charles.
"Oh. You must be a practicer of shlubism," says Ranger F-C.
"Yes I am!" says Charles
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