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The Welsh version of System of a down, made by me and my sister in marks and spencer.
1: Ble mae band gyda ti?
2: Oes, mae system ar y..
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When a girl puts a corn husk onto your penis and jerks you off into a coffee mug.
I usually always start my day with Venezuelan Handsha..
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A fat chick's vagina that feels very unpleasant. Mostly actually feeling like a pot of noodles.
I swiftly stuck my penis into her ..