What is Shlurp?
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Much like
"Oh you look so adorable today..lemme shlurp you!!"
Random Words:
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During anal sex blow your load in her ass then spread her ass as she is trying to get away to clean up. Thus leaving the shitty sperm t..
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A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up.
Girl: Hey..