What is Shmaamed?
Adj. (Sha-mahm-ied)
1. To be excessively drunk
2. The next step above being Hammed
3. To be sooo shitfaced and soo hammed, you have now reached the point of being..SHMAAMED
Yo you drunk? No, I'm shmaamed!!
See shmammered, hammed, shitfaced, sloshed