Shmaffer

What is Shmaffer?


1.

One who smells the stench of ass but throughly enjoys it, thus giving him an erection and causes him to stick his stiffy in a bowl of scolding hot velveeta cheese reducing the raging boner back to its natural flimsy state.

o man im really in the mood for another schmaffer.


19

Random Words:

1. An empowered slut. A female who is aware of, and comfortable with, her sexuality. One who brings grace and beauty to the term "slut..
1. A nickname for the Chicago White Sox. 2005 was a good season for the Pale Hose. See white sox, mlb, baseball, chicago..
1. The drive thru guy at the Taco Bell in Burnsville, MN. If you ask any questions he will snap and act like you are the dumbest person al..