Shmaffer

What is Shmaffer?


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One who smells the stench of ass but throughly enjoys it, thus giving him an erection and causes him to stick his stiffy in a bowl of scolding hot velveeta cheese reducing the raging boner back to its natural flimsy state.

o man im really in the mood for another schmaffer.


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