Shmaffle

What is Shmaffle?

Any substance spilt on clothing

"Jerry, you've got a bit of shmaffle on ur shirt there."

"I was eating a meat pie.. Next thing I notice is shmaffle all over my jeans."

"Dude, you've shmaffled the hell outta that shirt."

See shmaffle, shirt, jeans, clothes

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