Shmag

What is Shmag?


1.

The cheesy substance that grows under the foreskin of an uncircumcized penis. It is sometimes referred to as a moldy fungus because it is. It truly is.

I was giving my Protestant boyfriend head and I choked on his shmag.

See schmag, gross, mold

2.

Noun)Any condiment placed on food

ADJ) Anything on ones self that does not belong there and/or causes a mess or stain

(N)Shmag) Are you going to put any shmag on your hot dog

(ADJ)Shmag) Dude you have some shmag on your shirt

3.

A cigarette - tobacco rolled up in paper, inhaled when lit on fire for the purpose of getting buzzed

I'm gonna have a shmag real quick before we bounce.

See cigarette, cig, ciggy, sally, smoke

4.

1. Sexual frustration

2. A type of french cheese

3. A species of frog

4. "Homie" or "friend"

Ahhh! I suffer from shmag!

Mmmmmm this shmag tastes gooooood!

The shmag hops along in the rainforest.

Hey, how's it goin shmag?


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