What is Shmag?
1.
The cheesy substance that grows under the foreskin of an uncircumcized penis. It is sometimes referred to as a moldy fungus because it is. It truly is.
I was giving my Protestant boyfriend head and I choked on his shmag.
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2.
Noun)Any condiment placed on food
ADJ) Anything on ones self that does not belong there and/or causes a mess or stain
(N)Shmag) Are you going to put any shmag on your hot dog
(ADJ)Shmag) Dude you have some shmag on your shirt
3.
A cigarette - tobacco rolled up in paper, inhaled when lit on fire for the purpose of getting buzzed
I'm gonna have a shmag real quick before we bounce.
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4.
1. Sexual frustration
2. A type of french cheese
3. A species of frog
4. "Homie" or "friend"
Ahhh! I suffer from shmag!
Mmmmmm this shmag tastes gooooood!
The shmag hops along in the rainforest.
Hey, how's it goin shmag?
