Shmagg

What is Shmagg?

1. The mildew, fuzz, cheese found on the exterior of ones penis. Usually due to lack of cleanliness or wearing the same underwear for a week.

2. Similar to toe jam

3. Jessica's nick name

Porky: "OMG he had the worst shmagg ever!"

Shmagg: "Thats disgusting"

See porcupine

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