Shmalentine

What is Shmalentine?

NOUN- A babied version of Valentine.

ADJ- Someone who you expected to give you a Valentine gift, but ended up giving you nothing.

NOUN EG- My shmuck of a brother said that he wash gonna gib me a shmalentine gift.

ADJ EG- Kieran is the most arrogant, shmalentine, disappointing person i know :(

See shmoo, kaity, shmalentine, valentine

Zobeled

1. To make an utter ass out of yourself and lose all credibility. I tried to publish a mock NFL football draft stating I beat Mel Kiper, b..

Zories

1. flip flops; slippers Don't forget to bring your zories to the beach...

W3b

1. some one who eats there own cum or sucks at life jetcock: man i would hate to be a w3b stinks: yea i that would suck as hard as walt ..

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