What is Shmalentine?
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NOUN- A babied version of Valentine.
ADJ- Someone who you expected to give you a Valentine gift, but ended up giving you nothing.
NOUN EG- My shmuck of a brother said that he wash gonna gib me a shmalentine gift.
ADJ EG- Kieran is the most arrogant, shmalentine, disappointing person i know :(
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Clothing brand adored by wannabe- eurotrash. Shitty. Favourite bags of 14-year old girls, after Louis Vuitton.
Ooh-la-la. This is shit...
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Used in the same manner as barking spider. When someone passes gas and there's no one else to blame, blame it on the Moose Cricket..
