Shmalentine

What is Shmalentine?

NOUN- A babied version of Valentine.

ADJ- Someone who you expected to give you a Valentine gift, but ended up giving you nothing.

NOUN EG- My shmuck of a brother said that he wash gonna gib me a shmalentine gift.

ADJ EG- Kieran is the most arrogant, shmalentine, disappointing person i know :(

See shmoo, kaity, shmalentine, valentine

Kipslak

1. Mythological animal. Its a crossing between a snail and a chicken. Wow, look that kipslak, I wish I was a kipslak. See kipslak, chicke..

Mumcus

1. 1. To cuss ones mum in a most derogatory fashion. 2.To describe a put-down of the worst kind: 'dude, that's such a mumcuss!&..

Plop Rocket

1. When you take a dump and jack off at the same time. Dude i just Plop Rocketed in your bed. See dump, toilet, hand, orgasm..

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