Shmalentine

What is Shmalentine?

NOUN- A babied version of Valentine.

ADJ- Someone who you expected to give you a Valentine gift, but ended up giving you nothing.

NOUN EG- My shmuck of a brother said that he wash gonna gib me a shmalentine gift.

ADJ EG- Kieran is the most arrogant, shmalentine, disappointing person i know :(

See shmoo, kaity, shmalentine, valentine

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