What is Shmalentine?
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NOUN- A babied version of Valentine.
ADJ- Someone who you expected to give you a Valentine gift, but ended up giving you nothing.
NOUN EG- My shmuck of a brother said that he wash gonna gib me a shmalentine gift.
ADJ EG- Kieran is the most arrogant, shmalentine, disappointing person i know :(
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