Shmalex

What is Shmalex?

Getting a BJin the alley behind a dirty karaoke bar.

Roo: Hey, where's Shax?

Xtina: He ran off with Gertrude and is getting a Shmalex.

Roo: That dirty hooker!

See blow job, bj, zj, blow, job

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Shitton

1. An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckton Well the original had 29,000 transistors, and the P4 has..

Hardon

1. the act of the penis getting hard/stimulated/an erection the boy announces to the class that he has a hardon. See Holmes 2. variant ..

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