Shmalex

What is Shmalex?

Getting a BJin the alley behind a dirty karaoke bar.

Roo: Hey, where's Shax?

Xtina: He ran off with Gertrude and is getting a Shmalex.

Roo: That dirty hooker!

See blow job, bj, zj, blow, job

Quad Vod

1. a quadruple shot of the spirit, vodka...only really ever drunk by people wishing to get drunk.Quickly. "i'll have a quad vod ..

Lope Your Mule

1. Learned how to "lope my Mule out behind the barn. "lope your (my) mule" is the same thing as jacking-off, masturbating, b..

Manitoba Monkey Wrench

1. Of course Manitoba is essentially the French Dakota. And everyone knows that the Dakotas are home to some of the most sexually depraved ..

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