Shmalex

What is Shmalex?

Getting a BJin the alley behind a dirty karaoke bar.

Roo: Hey, where's Shax?

Xtina: He ran off with Gertrude and is getting a Shmalex.

Roo: That dirty hooker!

See blow job, bj, zj, blow, job

[cab]

1. a prostitute. they are like cabs because you can get a "ride" for a fee. Man: yo, do you have a cab for me? Man 2: you mean..

Zepplin

1. A joint containing marijuana and hash. That zepplin has a gram of weed and a gram of hash. See joint, hash, marijuana, pot, weed..

Fart Lusting

1. Someone who farts too loud and too much while finds it very sexy. I have to light out some matches because I can smell your ass from ac..

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