Shmalex

What is Shmalex?

Getting a BJin the alley behind a dirty karaoke bar.

Roo: Hey, where's Shax?

Xtina: He ran off with Gertrude and is getting a Shmalex.

Roo: That dirty hooker!

See blow job, bj, zj, blow, job

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