Shmalex

What is Shmalex?

Getting a BJin the alley behind a dirty karaoke bar.

Roo: Hey, where's Shax?

Xtina: He ran off with Gertrude and is getting a Shmalex.

Roo: That dirty hooker!

See blow job, bj, zj, blow, job

V-dreads

1. dreads locks on a vagina. LMAO!! Casey Heyls "v-dreads" are 3 inches long See poop, vagina, dreads, wet..

Portuguese Pirate

1. when a man pulls out during sexual intercourse and deficates in the womans eye, the portuguese pirate usually resembles an eye patch. wh..

Hean

1. this word can be used in many ways and the definition is still not quite yet known. You heanful idiot. Look at that little hean. etc...

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