What is Shmalexiberoth?
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Shmalexiberoth is a high demon, belched out from the very bowels of hell to terrorise the county of Somerset with his disgusting fashion sense and his even more disgusting breath. His demonic powers include paralysis by breathing, mumbling incoherently at people, and trying to kill them by snapping their necks. Can easily be exorcised with holy water, or, failing that, a firecracker or two.
Oh my god! He just flew out of his chair in a demonic fashion! He must be the high demon Shmalexiberoth!
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Twist, turn, pinch, pull, and every other action that can be done to a nipple in a minimal time, or all at once.
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Someone who is always dropping their phone or chucking it in a drunken rage.
Im not letting John borrow my phone, hes a total cellunize..
