Shmallee

What is Shmallee?


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A very cute small white fluffy dog. Looks traumatized frequently, humps inanimate objects resembling Barney, reminds one of a feather duster, is a cookie fiend, likes Metro Station.

Laura: SHMALLEEEEE!!!

Phillip: Oh.

See small, cute, adorable, fiend, dog


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