Shmalruss

What is Shmalruss?

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a flying creature that looks like a walruss but it is not a walruss. a shmalruss has two long teeth and it wears a sombrero with polka dots on it. the shmalruss alsi has an elongaated body like a snake and its mating call is played via the nose flute

dude! i left my shmalruss in washington DC

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