What is Shmalruss?
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a flying creature that looks like a walruss but it is not a walruss. a shmalruss has two long teeth and it wears a sombrero with polka dots on it. the shmalruss alsi has an elongaated body like a snake and its mating call is played via the nose flute
dude! i left my shmalruss in washington DC
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Spanish, roughly meaning "what a badass." Often used sarcastically.
Look at this puta with the Looney Tunes decals on the Hon..