Shmamed Edit Meaning

1. Sending a tweet on twitter while holding back a turtles head.. mate... I had to quickly send out a twurtle before I ran to the crapper!..

1. that is not going to happen i dont care who you are Brandon G.: Hey you want to go to the mall Ben H.: Chafuckno the mall is for pussi..

1. What happens to your hands after multiple days of surfing(at the beach). Usually starts with simple blisters then mostly turns into cali..