Shmammard

What is Shmammard?

This is when your not out to get just stoned or Hammered. Its when the night calls for alot more.

HOLY SHIT!! I got sooo Shmammard last night, I woke-up with two Midgets and my Grandmother.

Z.i.l.f

1. Zebra I'd Like to Fuck Person 1 - Wow that Zebra is such a Z.I.L.F Person 2 - Looks a bit like a boat to me! Person 3 - Yeah or ..

Jerking Off Stalefish

1. When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of..

Vagio

1. Pussy ass bastard that cant do shit. "DUDE that vagio said he gonna hit me with a bat, but he aint do shit. Wankstaaaaa." Se..

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