What is Shmammerd?
1.
your past hammerd, your past smashed.
your both.
shmammerd.
also when your too drunk to say one... there for you are both
"im so shmammerd i can't even talk"
ways to know your shmammerd "I swear to drunk osipher im not god"
See
2.
striaght crunk beyond belief
Last night oxy, purp and patron got me straight shmammerd
See
Random Words:
1.
After you have released your man gravy in and around her pussy, have her casually squat over you chest and let the drippings fall over y..
1.
someone who is constantly on urban dictionary. looking up all the new words, and everything they can possibly learn.
some come on ever..