What is Shmammerd?
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your past hammerd, your past smashed.
your both.
shmammerd.
also when your too drunk to say one... there for you are both
"im so shmammerd i can't even talk"
ways to know your shmammerd "I swear to drunk osipher im not god"
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striaght crunk beyond belief
Last night oxy, purp and patron got me straight shmammerd
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Quarter to crunk!
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