Shmammered Edit Meaning

1.

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

See David

2.

A cross between being shit faced and hammered.

Dude I was so shmammered last night I passed out in my driveway.

See drunk, shit faced, hammered, wasted, loaded

3.

To become incredibly intoxicated due to the over consumption of alcohol; a combination of smashed and hammered

Those 15 shots of vodka got me completely shmammered last night.

See drunk, hammered, smashed, fucked up, wasted, thrashed, shit-faced

4.

When you get so DRUNK your SHITFACED and HAMMERED, meaning that you my friend are SHMAMMERED.

I woke the up next to a fat chick, thats when i realized i got shmammered last night.

See drunk, hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tossed, retarded, sloppy, plastered, crunk, loaded

5.

shmammed

hammered, shitted, and smashed

i got so friekin shmmered last night

6.

The act of being completely drunk.. smashed+hammered=Shmammered

Tyler was completely shmammered at the party last night because he had so much alcohol.

See drunk, hammered, smashed, obliterated, stupid drunk, tipsy

7.

The act of drinking beyond hammered.

Me: Yo dog, you okay?

Buck: Blzzh, I'm shmammered! (pukes)

See drunk, lush, trashed, wasted, lit, faced