What is Shmammied?
1.
being completely hammered that you slur your words and can't control yourself.
Priscilla was really shmammied at that party the other night.
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2.
thoroughly intoxicated.
We're gonna have us a no-pants party, play some rockband, and get shmammied
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1.
Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrastur..