Shmangled

What is Shmangled?


1.

the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.

the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.

severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!

what are you doing tonight?

i dont know but im gonna get shmangled.

See drunk, annihilated, shitfaced, twisted, bombed


67

Random Words:

1. Flavor of kool-aid to a black person. Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!? Son..
1. jo-vah-toe Noun, A retard buffoon who is uncabable of saying anything good about cars designed by BMW. Man that guy Jovato sure is a..
1. extremely drunk; shitfaced He got totally ass caved last night and now he can't remember anything. See drunk, legless, mullahed..