Shmants

What is Shmants?


1.

SHort Man pANTS.

Capri pants worn by men that are too long to be considered shorts but too short to be considered pants and too gay to be considered acceptable. Popular with gay men and black men or any metrosexual dude who has nice ankles to show off.

Wow, nice shmants dude.

See manpris, man capris, clam diggers, shpants, Salvo

2.

Man shants. Any shants worn by a male.

Flood pants for men, most often seen in a place where a flood is unlikely. Shmants are commonly paired with crocs.

See shants, crocs, pants, flood pants


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