Shmastered

What is Shmastered?

Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.

I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.

See smashed, mastered, drunk, intoxicated

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