What is Shmastered?
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Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.
I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.
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When a man is blinded by the fact he might be able to have sex with a girl and convinces himself she is hot when she is obviously not.
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A creampie by a white guy in a black chick. (strawberry is the pussy, chocolate is the girl, and vanilla is the white guy.)
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