Shmata

What is Shmata?


1.

A yiddish term for a rag, towel, or washclothes. You'll probably hear your jewish grandmother saying it

Get that damn shmata you shmuk!

See rag, towel, napkin

2.

what you use to wipe up spilt beer. ie dishrag, paper towel, red shop rag,

dude, were outta toilet paper, toss me in a shmata.

3.

A head bandana worn mainly by women pastry chefs in restaurant kitchens to differenciate themselves from the rest of the male kitchen population.

I just bought a new Shmata, it's white and has skulls all over it. Your shirt and shmata match today muffin.

See muffin, kitchen, pastry chef, pastry, baker


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