What is Shmata?
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A yiddish term for a rag, towel, or washclothes. You'll probably hear your jewish grandmother saying it
Get that damn shmata you shmuk!
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what you use to wipe up spilt beer. ie dishrag, paper towel, red shop rag,
dude, were outta toilet paper, toss me in a shmata.
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A head bandana worn mainly by women pastry chefs in restaurant kitchens to differenciate themselves from the rest of the male kitchen population.
I just bought a new Shmata, it's white and has skulls all over it. Your shirt and shmata match today muffin.
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