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An unfortunate circumstance for a man usually approaching middle age where his ass extends up, becoming one with his love handles, formi..
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1) To present yourself as something you are not in order to convince someone that you are not a Pig.
I was so stonned I almost didnt se..
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An ejaculation that hits your partner in the face while laying next to you.
After giving me head, my girl was laid up with me when she ..
