Shmeagol

What is Shmeagol?


1.

verb

-to be in a state of extreme alertness or to be behaving strangely as a result of said alertness

note: the state of alertness is almost always a direct result of an intoxication of some kind, usually drugs, alcohol, sugar or red bull.

1. Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1!

note: "shmeagol" is often used out of context, as shown in the example below.

Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1! SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL!!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA T3H SHMEAGOL=OMFG!!@@!!!

See Claire


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